why does Eisel trigger me so?

Eidsel Mazard gall target is yet again [when ever not?] a woman
sacred bloodroot (uses, benefits, cautions) is one of her titles
he enumerates: fake breasts, furs, modern bow and arrow, youtube channel etc ... all that overloads poor Eidsel's capacity to respect contradictions, which, since they are greater than his, he has every right and opportunity to enjoy disrespecting# ... next best thing to ramming his bick dig up someone's bursth kinhole
it's Eisel btw nicely indicating his frigidity

# = may the best person win is euphemist for shoot all worse than you?